You know you're a mom when...
your car can drive itself to and from the pool without you steering it.
your drink frig. is filled with more juice boxes than beer.
you are angry with the economic situation in this country because the public library has watered down its reading program.
an exciting evening out is ice cream for dinner at the local soft serve stand.
you think there is nothing cuter than a two year old in tight shorty pajamas.